2009年12月20日星期日
律师那些事
“钱学森已神志不清还念念不忘工作,嘴里念叨着:“洲际导弹”....,总理连连点头,回 到办公室立即撤掉捣蛋的教育部长周济。”
在中国这个官本位的社会,律师可以是最没地位的,但永远不会是最有地位的。特别是年轻律师,他们的生活状况很惨。因为没有经验,他们做的工作很基本,律所给的工资很低,最要命的是没有案源。所以产生恶性循环就是,在刚开始的几年,甚至连磨练技巧,获取经验的机会都很寥寥。当然这对磨练人的意志和培养吃苦耐劳的精神是有好处的。。。年轻人总是容易急躁,特别是二十出头,正当风华的我们。这时候,女生都在为自己的婚嫁发愁,男生同时也在尽力解决自己的单身问题。但是谈婚论嫁对刚毕业的男性同胞是很奢侈的一件事情,甚至是不现实的事情。到了社会上你会发现女人都很现实,一个年轻小伙如果没有家庭背景的良好支撑,是很难在这供需关系紧张的市场有立足之地的。一方面,接近二十五岁的女人们开始疯狂拼命地想嫁人,另一方面,同时代的男人却没有能力独立娶到老婆。为什么?因为在中国,丈母娘代表着商品房价格的刚性需求。而我们的律师们,大多数的律师们,不啃老是买不起房子滴。中国律师行业的平均收入低于出租车司机的收入。律师这行就是一根鸡肋,吃不饱,又饿不死。
最近重庆打黑,顺便打掉了一个黑律师。虽然很多人说,这个律师是被政府陷害了,但被人陷害也总是自己行得不正,把柄落在了别人手里。这对本来就已经不景气的律师行业,又是一个打击。当然这打击不了处于金字塔尖的律师精英,却可以整死处于食物链底端的律师民工。
有的律师为正义说话,有的律师为坏人说话。但更多的律师只是为钱说话。有一句话特别经典,是描述美国法学院毕业生的:刚毕业的你,以为你会为正义而战,但若干年后,你发现自己只是为了钱而疲于奔命。中国的情况何尝不是如此呢?律师这个行业有自己的职业道德,不是老百姓那种“非黑即白”的简单思维可以理解的。律师是为客户服务的,律师是为了维护客户的利益而存在的,律师最大的道德就是使自己客户的利益最大化。问题在于客户的利益,经常会和社会普遍价值观冲突。一个人杀了人,难道就不应该享受辩护的权利吗?为黑社会辩护是老百姓所不能容忍的,陈兴良,赵长青为黑社会申辩而遭恶骂也不是不可以预料之事。有人说,这是普法的失败。是啊,看看媒体的法治新闻都在报道些什么吧,看看裤衩电视台的法治在线有多么傻逼吧,看看中国的年度法治人物,你真的不知道该哭还是该笑。这不仅仅是普法的失败那么简单而已,因为要使整个社会做到相当之宽容是极为不易的。“我不同意你的观点,但我尊重你说话的权利”这样西方自由主义的舶来品,确实很难在中国被广泛纳入人们行为的宗旨之中。而律师,则必须游走于各种道德观之中,并作出自己的选择。走钢索的律师,有人这么形容律师。律师往往手里拿着道德的罗盘却迷失在种种价值观的冲突之中。一个律师应该为一个杀人犯辩护吗?当然,这个问题问得不好,因为一个人是否被认定为杀人犯是必须经过正当程序的审判由法官决定的。那当一个律师认为或明知自己的客户杀人了的时候,他应该怎么办?是继续为当事人辩护,维护当事人的合法权利,还是放弃辩护,以求自己良心之安宁?律师也是人,也有自己的自由心证。我只知道有的律师,选择了掩盖事实伪造证据,有的律师选择了从此转行不当律师。
反观美国律师行业,我找到了一些让人感觉美好的东西。从学生迈入法学院的那天,整个行业都会提倡法律人参加pro bono工作,相当于做义工,不拿钱。每个律师每年都会做50小时以上的pro bono工作,无论这样是多么微不足道,无论这样的声音有多么微弱。
You may just want to do some good. A beautiful thing about becoming a lawyer is that you can fulfill your sense of right and wrong as well as earning satisfaction of helping those people in need of legal service. There are quite a lot of things you can help with even though people call you a fairly native young man. Do Pro Bono can also be fun! You don't have to participate in pro bono work right after graduating from law school. it requires skills. Taking part in legal clinics and earning experiences while at school is a good way to prepare for future pro bono work.
2009年12月8日星期二
2009年11月20日星期五
2009年11月17日星期二
转一篇好文,《给上海昨日提问的青年》,Obama Town Hall @ Shanghai
看我twitter的朋友都知道昨夜在奥巴马回答问题的环节,我在twitter上急得跳脚,说了很多话,被很多人转引。觉得没有说透,所以再撰文一篇。
如果有的青年确实不知道自己该问什么,所以只会问那些蠢问题(我不相信这是真的),那我祝他们幸福安康。
如果有的青年知道自己该问什么并且得到了发问的机会,而因为种种众所周知的原因没有问,最后问了蠢问题,那我只能说这实在是个非常蠢的决定。和勇气无关,和大是大非无关,和诚实无关,就是蠢。
我平生最恨劝别人当烈士的人,但昨天的情况不同。假使有人站起来镇静地说:“总统先生,按规定我不能问没有被事先安排好的问题,所以问这个问题会给我带来很大麻烦,甚至牢狱之灾,但我仍然想知道。。。”不用“代表”任何人,不用唱任何高调,不用悲愤交加手舞足蹈,就能无比安全的成为英雄,何乐而不为?至于奥巴马怎么回答,谁在乎?
从twitter上发布的各类消息上看,几位“才俊”都是各高校中“团委书记”一级的人物,按说已经算是体制内的人了,应该懂得几分钻营之道。可这成本收益的计算能力实在差劲,成不了气候!
如果你这么问了,你便会在一夜之间成为全球媒体的宠儿,上各大媒体头条,比起“扔鞋”的宵小之为光明正大百倍,且一夜成名名气直逼姚明刘翔韩寒。试问,终你一生,你可有任何其他更好的机会如此风光?你的名字会被写入历史,和美国第一位黑人总统中美建交三十周年第一次访华史上第一次与中国青年对话这一系列事件放在一起,你会成为那个皇帝新装童话里的孩子。试问,终你一生,你可有其他机会被写入历史,以名垂青史的方式?你会成为20年后又一个tankman,而且不用面对他当年面对的风险。你会让CCTV和各种TV齐刷刷插播广告,战战兢兢心里爱恨交加,从此提起你的名字能止领导和媒体编辑夜啼。试问,终你一生,你可有其他机会被人说:“哥,你真是个传说”?
你会成为无数人心目中的英雄,这些人包括你的同学老师甚至可能还有父母。你要是男的,会有女生青睐;你要是女的,更会被无数人称颂。更重要的,你会让在座的所有其他你的同类们领导们表情便秘像偷看毛片儿被抓像完完全全的傻逼,作为年轻人,有什么能比让其他人看上去都像傻逼更过瘾的感觉么?
在如此光环和镁光灯的包围之下,你的安全几乎不会成为任何问题。你的学校绝不敢开除你,但是你可以光明正大义正词严地开除你的学校,然后在接受媒体采访时做心怀委屈欲言又止状,然后校领导就会出来哭天喊地的叫比窦娥还冤,但是没有人会相信。这样你就会又一次让学校的领导们看起来像完完全全的傻逼。作为年轻人,有什么比让尸位素餐的领导们一次又一次地看上去像傻逼更过瘾的事么?
当然,威风是要有代价的,但这代价比起收益来小得可怜。这一夜的名气会带给你持续的回报,出国是小事一桩,美国有一帮人愿意为你争取绿卡。就算在国内混,你也已经赢得了很多人的尊重,善加利用,会是宝贵财富。可能以后出去集体腐败不能开团委的发票了,可团委那点可怜的预算,绝比不上上海滩想请你吃饭的人的长龙。当局都是得过且过的官僚作风,“秋后算账”这种事儿能省就省,况且还有全球媒体盯着。只要以后低调一点,行走江湖有那一夜的资本足够。
说句实话,看诸君发言时的谈吐和仪态,都不像是能成事的人,甚至都不像家里背景深厚的人。那你能放弃的是什么呢?一个一文不值的学位?做一名房奴的如棉前程?别提什么家人如何如何了,我国政府光明正大,不会拿你家人怎样的,顶多过年过节嘘寒问暖一下。
我实在无意批评这些青年,都是体制的受害者。只是当历史把机会放在他们面前的时候,没有人把握。这里表现出的素质、情怀、见识、乃至投机水平,非常可疑。
但是我不得不批评他们,因为他们是成年人,并且声称自己代表了我。
你们不仅应该感到后悔,后悔没有把握这机会实现这“惊险的一跳”让自己一夜名动天下。也应该感到羞耻,因为你们集体撒了谎;因为当GFW和TWITTER的问题是由美国人而不是你们提出的时候,你们相当于在世界面前被抽了一嘴巴,以很屈辱的方式;因为当你们口口声声“代表”中国青年的时候,你们“代表”我们丢了脸。以你们习惯的话语方式说,你们是“丧权辱国”,“权”是“人权”,“国”是“国民”,你们丧失了自己说话的基本权利,羞辱了你想“代表”的国民。
请记住,你们不是我们选出来的,不能“代表”我们。当你们非要用“代表”这个字眼的时候,你们是有责任的,不能“代表”我们撒谎。
请记住,你们的国家正在发展壮大,你们是国家的未来,所以在全世界都在看着你们的时候,请表现出一点点起码的个人尊严,不要撒谎。
请记住,无论你爱不爱国,爱不爱政府,爱不爱中国人和中国文化,在这样的外交场合,作为炎黄子孙,请体面一些,不要撒谎。
是的,当你们不是被选出来的却说要“代表”我们的时候,你们在撒谎;当你们明知有更重要的问题却只问事先设定好的毫无意义的问题时,你们在撒谎;当你们事后拒绝回答怎样被选出来甚至澄清所谓西方媒体的“污蔑”时,你们在撒谎。
“以服务人民为荣,以背离人民为耻;以诚实守信为荣,以见利忘义为耻。”愿与诸君共勉。
转一个关于press freedom的debate
藏问题上不公
平造成他们的错误印象,然后他的一个朋友看了不爽,我们开始辩论。我觉得最终她说
不下去了,选
择放弃。如果各位能够忍着看完这段裹脚布,欢迎评论和指点。
以下是记录:
A(德国同学): wishes the Dalai Lama could return to Tibet and put an end to
the cultural genocide of his country.
我:i have to say you are entirely wrong on this. in short, dalai lama
was one of the worst human rights violators in recent history before
1950, which is not entirely his fault since he was born into a bad
system.
china's ethnic policies are not nearly perfect by any means, but this
dude has been full of lies for years. if you want a theocracy combined
with brutal slavery, dalai is for you. if you call better living
standards and everyone being given equal status and opportunities a
cultural genocide, then...
he is a tool of the china-hating west, and you are buying it. western
propaganda has done a very good job over the years. too bad, press
freedom oftentimes serve political agendas and don't convey the truth.
A:Lets agree to disagree!
B(与我辩论的美国女): It must feel nice to finally have freedom of speech.
If you're so frustrated with "western propaganda" then I highly suggest
considering that the very ideology that you seem comfortable railing
against, allows you to do so without restrictions placed by the
government on say, what internet site you visit, for example.
I'm a considerably liberal person and try to look at things objectively.
I don't agree with a lot of the United States dispositions and politics.
I enjoy Chinese culture and appreciate it's history, but I'm firmly
against people from any nationality, who seem to be ok with taking
advantage of the Western culture, educational system and use our
resources only to blame "western propoganda" for people's opinions. In a
system of informational freedom, intelligent people can develop their
own opinions.
我:you are absolutely right, freedom of speech is great, and i regret
that china does not have as much of it as the west, although it's
gradually making progress. and in what ways am i railing against freedom
of speech in my comments? i am all for free speech, and i take advantage
of it and express my mind.
i guess the word propaganda irks you because... Read More you think it
cannot possibly exist in a so-called free society? have you not not paid
attention to what happened in the last several years? my point is that
informational freedom does not guarantee unbiasedness and prevent
pushing political agendas.
going back to the tibet issue, i assume that you did not know dalai's
tie with the nazi's, which is conveniently never mentioned in any news
coverage, but if al quaeda were related to the nazi's. you think any
american would not be reminded of that time and again? look, press
freedom or not, every country speaks in its own interest, sometimes it
results in bias, and that's natural.
B: <
I interpret the above statement as you saying that FREE PRESS results in
untruths and political agenda. And it happens "often." That's an attack
on free speech (press = speech). You're implying that this idea of
"press freedom" is not in actuality free. Yes, I was a politically
conscious person, even during the Bush administration as you implied. I
didn't support him and didn't exactly trust a lot of what he/his
administration was saying. Why do you suppose that was? I think it was
because I was able to access (and contribute to) various news outlets. I
recommend that before alleging that ALL news outlets propagate some
Western agenda, you consider the various independent news outlets that
are affiliated with the United States and are not (eg BBC, Indian news
papers), also to which we have access.
Sure, Fox News is propaganda. Rachel Maddow, arguably propaganda too,
although she actually fact checks... But there are stark differences
between the two news sources. How, then do you reconcile this and say
"informational freedom does not guarantee unbiasedness and prevent
pushing political agendas" when there isn't a uniform political agenda,
or more specifically, people are free to propagate whatever they want?
So to answer your question: no I don't think propaganda can exist in a
free society (it's not "so called."), because there is always room for
an opposing view or information to counter it and for the very reasons I
just presented.
Did you know that Coca Cola was affiliated with the Nazis? That doesn't
mean anything. I really hope you're not insinuating that the US is only
fighting Al Quaeda because of it's affiliation with the Nazis. I'm
personally, more pissed about mass genocide and people who deny that the
free press I receive from which I make informed opinions, is not
possible. That's just me. I donno. I digress.
我:"Sure, Fox News is propaganda."
"no I don't think propaganda can exist in a free society."
those two sentences which appear in the same paragraph seem
contradictory to each other. unless my english is bad, or maybe foxnews
is in china?
free does not necessarily mean truthful. i blame those who lie under the
name of free speech, but that does not mean i hate free speech itself. i
can say that obama is a racist/communist because i want people to
believe he is a bad president, but i am also exercising my freedom at
the same time.
it's really not that hard. attacking people who abuse freedom of speech
does not equal attacking freedom of speech.
when i say there is propaganda, i refer mostly to the media's coverage
of the "perceived enemies" of the US, such as russia and china. i can
say this because i know there are blatant lies and selective reporting
all the time on china. just ask any individual from china you may know
what they think about western media's coverage of china, especially on
sensitive issues such as tibet. this may be news to you, but their
agendas on china is highly uniform to the point that they not only lie
but also make up the same lies.
why can't foxnews and msnbc be propaganda? they have different agendas
sure, but they can be pushing them nonetheless, one to the right and one
to the left:)
i do believe most coverage on american news is fair and balanced, or at
least factual. i read a lot of them and find them informative and
engaging. and i truly hope someday china could reach such a tolerance of
different opinions.
i am not suggesting anything bad about dalai because of his ties with
nazi. it could very well be that he received no bad influence from
them.and when did i suggest there is ties between al quaeda and nazi?
the tone was purely hypothetical. i am just using it as an example of
selective reporting of your media.
i am not denying freedom of speech, on the contrary, i treasure my
freedom and take it seriously.
and while i welcome more comments on the main issue, may i ask which
genocide you are referring to?
B:I'm not wasting my time reading what you wrote for these reasons:
1) You've completely missed the point I was trying to make about free
press, and just took quotes randomly out of context. They aren't even
successive. Is that something you learned from Chinese "journalism"?
2) You used emoticons in trying to make a point I'm supposed to take
seriously.
This isn't a concession, I'm just acknowledging how much you might be
indoctrinated with "Eastern propaganda," and frankly I have better
things to do. Enjoy your time in the US where your views will likely
piss off the wrong person. Don't worry, we "westerners" believe in fair
trials.
我:all i have been trying to do is reason. i just make my points, never
tried to prove you wrong or anything, and my tone has been by my
standard friendly.
no need to get personal. i thought freedom of speech works better with
civility. and cracking some fun here and there does not hurt, does it?
my impression of your arguing is: i am right and above you, and that is
the state of the world. if you question me or what i believe, that just
make you more wrong and no reason is needed, and i will attack you
personally. sorry but that sounds to me not like the spirit of free
speech, does it? i thought freedom of speech is about trying to embrace
those with different ideas, not taking them down. your words sounds like
how a north korean dictator would act.
and how am i indoctrinated? you just assumed that because i am chinese
and disagree with you? i did acknowledge that china does not have the
freedom of speech as US, you think china brainwashed me into thinking
that?
don't be afraid, the truth may be ugly, but it will set you free.
我估计她不会继续回复了。上次国庆时候说服一个希望中国是60年民主的美国人,因为
他还讲理,愿
意理论,这个女的不太行。
/statements. Or they won't be easily convinced.
when I elaborate such topics, on top of using examples, I like to:
1. establish western fears towards communism in general,fear is coming from
something unknown or unfamiliar.
2. what does fear generates? Hostility.
3. what does a national machine/news press typically/natually do when
touching a topic that they have hostility towards? negativity, bias.
4. on top of all that, west has feeling of being superior. that will only
fuel the negativity with arrogance.
2009年11月12日星期四
是光棍就进来看看!!!
继续上次文化差异的话题。
今天我举的例子是每年的11月11号,也就是中国的光棍节。不知道从什么时候开始,这天就变成了光棍节,我尤其记得两年前在浙大卖得如火如荼(用的什么词啊...)的光棍衫。光棍节,光棍们都有什么活动呢?简言之,就是表达
“情侣去死”和“单身万岁”云云之思想。
在前一个意义上说,光棍节其实就是反情人节(Anti-Valentine's Day)。这类情绪通常在明骚分子身上反应比较明显,表达方式趋于激烈的破坏式反抗。例如,武汉大学生曾在11月11日集体上街高喊“情侣去死”的反革命口号。
从后一个意义上说,光棍节就是是单身觉醒日(Single Awareness Day)或是享受单身日(Single Appreciation Day)的意思。这类情绪通常积蓄于闷骚分子心中,因而表达方式也趋于委婉的自我肯定。例如,浙大光棍衫的热卖。同学们争相购买光棍衫,主要表达的是单身万岁,单身有理的情绪,但其实无法掩盖从内心深处透露出的惆怅心理。当然,会有恰好处于单身状态的“情场老手”跳出来说自己很enjoy单身自由的状态,曰,女人,黏者也。而且通常这些“老手”即使穿着光棍衫,也难以赢得其他真正的光棍的认同感,曰,情场老手者,非我族类,伪光棍也。但你否认也好,不认同也好,其实真伪光棍他们的情绪都是一样惆怅的,你看Single Awareness Day和Single Appreciation Day的缩写都是SAD,就是难过的意思。他们内心都是渴望脱离单身的,只不过是找一个老婆和找一个称心如意(千万不能和上次那个一样烦人)的老婆的区别。关于光棍衫,还有一个比较有意思的现象,就是买的人很多,但是穿的人很少。这就更说明了,这是一种闷骚的表达方式,闷到连穿都不敢穿出来。原因似乎很简单,光棍们天然的认为,穿出来会被人笑傻逼。所以通常是一个寝室四个单身汉一起穿出来,要傻逼就傻逼得彻底,四个一起傻逼。而且,这样很容易引起媒体的注目,像论坛狗仔队啊,心灵观光团啊。运气好就能火一把,即使运气不好被人说傻逼,大家一起傻逼嘛,也不亏。当然女生穿的话,就会是个例外。如果有一个穿着光棍衫的漂亮女生在校园晃悠,那么我可以负责任地说,此贴必火!
关于中国光棍节的来源,一直是搞不清楚的,就像你搞不清楚春哥和曾哥的粉丝都是哪里来的一样。但据私推测,其来源不外乎以下原因。首先,发明这个节日的人(或群体)必然是光棍,而且身边也不缺少和他有相同境遇的人。其次,在中文里,光棍有单身的意思在里面。这第二点其实是很重要的,因为连续的1111组合很容易就让人联想到条棍,光棍,进而才引申为单身的意思。而在下面我就要说到,同样是11月11号,在韩国不是单身节的意思,而是情人节的意思。(这部分有个不严谨的地方,就是我没有考证过,韩语里是否有类似于用光棍形容单身的表达。)因为在每年的11月11号这一天,韩国人会把一种叫做Pepero的巧克力棒送给自己最喜欢的人。(也许这就是韩国博大精深的棒子文化吧。)于是就促成了一对一对情侣的产生。这样,11月11号就成了韩国人的Couple's Day。这种东西我记得以前学校教超就有,是日本格里高公司出品的Pocky百琪饼干。
在韩国,Pepero节的由来,基本排除了韩语里有光棍代表单身的表达方式。
一来,在韩国,无论男女,都崇尚修长苗条,表白的对象自然也就得1111了。二来,1111刚好是巧克力棒的形状,所以送巧克力棒给自己的1111也顺理成章。到后来,送棒子的传统就以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势日渐风行如滔滔江水连绵不绝而一发不可收拾,演变成只要是朋友就送了。
当然,也不乏有阴谋论者指责格里高公司暗中操作,为了提高Pepero的销量,人造了这个韩国的情人节。格里高公司断然否认,说这只是纯情少女的刮起的旋风。日本也曾有过一股神秘力量,企图在日本搞出一个和Pepero节一样的节日,但最后没有搞起来。私认为,从棒子在韩国的成功可以看出,日本搞一个互送A片的情人节,肯定成功,而且直接生米煮成熟饭! 我认为杜蕾斯可以和AV工厂展开切实深入全面的合作和交流。都说,没有无缘无故的爱也没有无缘无故的恨,我并不是一个民族主义者,本不应该这么去调侃韩国和日本,因为我在一个自由包容的的国度长大。
此外,本文在网路发出之后,有网友认为,11.11用“成双成对”来注释再合适不过了,刚好是两对情侣被一小点隔开, 用英文就是double date。而至于1111没有成为成双成对节,而成为了光棍节的原因,会是一个很好的研究课题。我初 步认为,有以下几点原因。首先,在已经存在两个情人节,2.14和七夕的情况下,再搞出第三个情人节的意义不大。情 侣们都去享受自己的小甜蜜去了,哪有心情像作者这样坐在电脑前胡思乱想。其次,单身寂寞的待业男青年的愤怒是很 可怕的,特别在网络世界,单身的主题容易产生一呼百应的效果,使得单身一族迅速夺取了对1111的话语权。第三,恐 惧导致攻击。单身一族,生怕1111变成了第三个情人节,采取先发制人的手段,是为对情侣们每年又过Valentine’s Day又过七夕最强有力的绝地反击,抢占他们的第三个潜力节。
2009年11月8日星期日
这个笑话我笑了一个礼拜
小白兔遇到大灰狼
小白兔说大灰狼大灰狼 你快问我是不是小白兔
你快问啊快问啊!!!!
大灰狼说 你是不是小白兔啊?
小白兔很高兴 是的是的我是的!!!
然后
小白兔又说 大灰狼大灰狼 你快问我是不是长颈鹿
你快问啊快问啊!!!!
大灰狼很无奈 好吧。。。那。。。你是不是长颈鹿啊
小白兔朝他后脑勺一巴掌 你个笨蛋!
我都说了我是小白兔了!!!
2009年11月2日星期一
星巴克外漫谈
其实像星巴克这样的地方存在的价值简直太大了,一个小小的咖啡屋拥挤着各色各样的人。比如法学院对面这家,过来复习功课的,过来促膝长谈的,have a break的。还有我这种打酱油的。让我感慨的是一个小小的店铺竟然也可以冲出万千种不同味道的咖啡。冷的。热的。苦的。甜的。像星巴克这样的咖啡店总会被贴上传奇的标签。每个法学院教授的hypo里总会有一个是关于星巴克的;据说J.K. Rowling就是在家附近的一家星巴克写出了“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”七步曲;星巴克的成功故事还被写成了畅销书。
但是星巴克的全球的蔓延并不是没有遇到阻力。相反星巴克还是反全球化的头号敌人,因为星巴克象征着美式文化的入侵。最好的例子就是两年前,央视主持人芮成钢炮轰故宫里九卿值房的星巴克咖啡厅。最后的结果不仅是星巴克,其周围的所有商店都搬离了故宫。我一直觉得芮这小子也只是个投机分子,只说大众爱听的话,只炮轰这种不痛不痒的东西。我并不完全排斥他这样的风格,并理解他做事的方式(注意:理解并不代表认可和赞同,)只是想说他并没有传说中那么高不可及罢了。
说到底故宫里到该不该建星巴克完全是一个伪命题,也完全没有必要拔高到文化入侵的高度。星巴克到底搬不搬出去对故宫的保护没有半点本质意义。星巴克在故宫呆了八年,然后就突然就被扫地出门。是不是我们的文化已经变得越来越不包容?还是某些人的神经越来越脆弱了?现在原来的星巴克已经变成了故宫拉面,30人民币一碗,还不打折,这是普通人半天的工资啊!这碗国学文化面的价格还真是与国际接轨得厉害。
其实说到文化这种东西,根植与不同的土壤,同样面对所谓的”文化入侵“,在不同的地方还是会开出不同的花朵。当年麦当劳开始风靡全球的时候,就有一个很有意思的现象。在北京王府井,大家都以为麦当劳是个美国来的高档餐厅,觉得在高档餐厅就餐,言行举止都应该有变化,所以在北京的麦当劳里,人们渐渐地开始有秩序地排队,吃完后还会自觉地把垃圾清理掉。但是在荷兰鹿特丹,却发生了截然相反地现象。荷兰人在自己的餐馆是很守秩序的,唯独在这家麦当劳,大家争先恐后地插队。原因竟然是,荷兰人认为自由奔放才是美国的文化,所以一到这美国的麦当劳,人们就开始不排队了。
2009年10月30日星期五
My little Concern about Shanzhai Eink
Thank you for your reply. That’s what I think because my friend at Shenzhen also went to Dubai fair last week.
I am a students at IU Law School and a coordinator at Center of Applied Cybersecurity Research. I was thrilled by the coming out of E900 because Kindle DX has been monopolizing the market for so long. I am not working for a company. Hopefully that would not disappoint you. But personally, I would like to market the product in our school if possible.
If E900 could have a perfect support of pdf format (we will see when it comes out), people at law school would love to give this product a shot cuz we read tons of cases, most of which are available as pdf files. Plus its wifi capability, E900 would be a huge hit in the market.
Market your product as an environmental friendly tool for immersive and enjoyable reading experiences. Environment concern is an important aspect of marketing in US. For example, many Universities in the US are trying to implement some environmental friendly projects. Promoting the common use of Eink reader is a good way to achieve that goal.
People hate DX cuz it doesn’t perfectly support pdf, because it doesn’t have wifi, because it’s way too expensive...
BUT people have to love DX cuz it is the only 9.7 inch eink reader available in the market right now!
Thank you for your time. I support “made in China”. Guohuo rocks.
I am currently using a Kindle 2, But I have been always wanting to have a 9.7 inch PERFECT-PDF-SUPPROT reader. If possible, please let me know how much the retail price would be in US.
Alex Kong
2009年10月22日星期四
2009年10月3日星期六
Friday Liberties
没谱为风格,拧巴即境界。
2009年9月27日星期日
美国往事(三)
于是就和这个我们的临时马仔攀谈起来。(用词怎么这么怪呢...)
这个司机长得很有型,一脸银色的络腮胡,中间偶尔扎着几撮黑毛。
特别钩人的鹰鼻,俨然是一个卡尔马克思。如果是白毛那就是邓不利多(不知道邓不利多,总知道甘道夫吧。。。)
必须承认司机有司机的哲学,就象开哈雷摩托的有哈雷摩托的哲学。因为我后来发现,这里的司机都长得都一个型的,都是野兽派。这些人通常是fast food店的常客,肚子大到永远没办法看见自己的脚,一口能吞掉一个巨无霸的那种巨无霸。不过眼下的这个出租车司机也许是例外,他跟我眉飞色舞地描述屯里的中餐馆。说 lucky express的老板要是见了dragon express的老板会不好意思打招呼。lucky的soup简直不是人喝的。可是后来事实证明,lucky才是屯里最好吃最有味道的中餐馆,而且lucky哪有什么soup啊?纯粹胡扯。
2009年9月25日星期五
2009年9月19日星期六
法槌声声,现在开庭!THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!
2009年8月27日星期四
A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace
(Source: Copied from my reading assignment, which is a plain text document.)
A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace
John Perry Barlow
Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather.
We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear.
Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions.
You have not engaged in our great and gathering conversation, nor did you create the wealth of our marketplaces. You do not know our culture, our ethics, or the unwritten codes that already provide our society more order than could be obtained by any of your impositions.
You claim there are problems among us that you need to solve. You use this claim as an excuse to invade our precincts. Many of these problems don't exist. Where there are real conflicts, where there are wrongs, we will identify them and address them by our means. We are forming our own Social Contract . This governance will arise according to the conditions of our world, not yours. Our world is different.
Cyberspace consists of transactions, relationships, and thought itself, arrayed like a standing wave in the web of our communications. Ours is a world that is both everywhere and nowhere, but it is not where bodies live.
We are creating a world that all may enter without privilege or prejudice accorded by race, economic power, military force, or station of birth.
We are creating a world where anyone, anywhere may express his or her beliefs, no matter how singular, without fear of being coerced into silence or conformity.
Your legal concepts of property, expression, identity, movement, and context do not apply to us. They are all based on matter, and there is no matter here.
Our identities have no bodies, so, unlike you, we cannot obtain order by physical coercion. We believe that from ethics, enlightened self-interest, and the commonweal, our governance will emerge . Our identities may be distributed across many of your jurisdictions. The only law that all our constituent cultures would generally recognize is the Golden Rule. We hope we will be able to build our particular solutions on that basis. But we cannot accept the solutions you are attempting to impose.
In the United States, you have today created a law, the Telecommunications Reform Act, which repudiates your own Constitution and insults the dreams of Jefferson, Washington, Mill, Madison, DeToqueville, and Brandeis. These dreams must now be born anew in us.
You are terrified of your own children, since they are natives in a world where you will always be immigrants. Because you fear them, you entrust your bureaucracies with the parental responsibilities you are too cowardly to confront yourselves. In our world, all the sentiments and expressions of humanity, from the debasing to the angelic, are parts of a seamless whole, the global conversation of bits. We cannot separate the air that chokes from the air upon which wings beat.
In China, Germany, France, Russia, Singapore, Italy and the United States, you are trying to ward off the virus of liberty by erecting guard posts at the frontiers of Cyberspace. These may keep out the contagion for a small time, but they will not work in a world that will soon be blanketed in bit-bearing media.
Your increasingly obsolete information industries would perpetuate themselves by proposing laws, in America and elsewhere, that claim to own speech itself throughout the world. These laws would declare ideas to be another industrial product, no more noble than pig iron. In our world, whatever the human mind may create can be reproduced and distributed infinitely at no cost. The global conveyance of thought no longer requires your factories to accomplish.
These increasingly hostile and colonial measures place us in the same position as those previous lovers of freedom and self-determination who had to reject the authorities of distant, uninformed powers. We must declare our virtual selves immune to your sovereignty, even as we continue to consent to your rule over our bodies. We will spread ourselves across the Planet so that no one can arrest our thoughts.
We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace. May it be more humane and fair than the world your governments have made before.
Davos, Switzerland
February 8, 1996
2009年8月22日星期六
Early Autumn - A very beautiful and enlightening piece that I came cross
EARLY AUTUMN
by Langston Hughes (1902-1967)
When Bill was very young, they had been in love. Many nights they had spent walking, talking together. Then something not very important had come between them, and they didn’t speak. Impulsively, she had married a man she thought she loved. Bill went away, bitter about women.
Yesterday, walking across Washington Square, she saw him for the first time in years.
“Bill Walker,” she said.
He stopped. At first he did not recognize her, to him she looked so old.
“Mary! Where did you come from?”
Unconsciously, she lifted her face as though wanting a kiss, but he held out his hand. She took it.
“I live in New York now,” she said.
“Oh” — smiling politely. Then a little frown came quickly between his eyes.
“Always wondered what happened to you, Bill.”
“I’m a lawyer. Nice firm, way downtown.”
“Married yet?”
“Sure. Two kids.”
“Oh,” she said.
A great many people went past them through the park. People they didn’t know. It was late afternoon. Nearly sunset. Cold.
“And your husband?” he asked her.
“We have three children. I work in the bursar’s office at Columbia.”
“You’re looking very . . .” (he wanted to say old) “. . . well,” he said.
She understood. Under the trees in Washington Square, she found herself desperately reaching back into the past. She had been older than he then in Ohio. Now she was not young at all. Bill was still young.
“We live on Central Park West,” she said. “Come and see us sometime.”
“Sure,” he replied. “You and your husband must have dinner with my family some night. Any night. Lucille and I’d love to have you.”
The leaves fell slowly from the trees in the Square. Fell without wind. Autumn dusk. She felt a little sick.
“We’d love it,” she answered.
“You ought to see my kids.” He grinned.
Suddenly the lights came on up the whole length of Fifth Avenue, chains of misty brilliance in the blue air.
“There’s my bus,” she said.
He held out his hand. “Good-bye.”
“When . . .” she wanted to say, but the bus was ready to pull off. The lights on the avenue blurred, twinkled, blurred. And she was afraid to open her mouth as she entered the bus. Afraid it would be impossible to utter a word.
Suddenly she shrieked very loudly. “Good-bye!” But the bus door had closed.
The bus started. People came between them outside, people crossing the street, people they didn’t know. Space and people. She lost sight of Bill. Then she remembered she had forgotten to give him her address — or to ask him for his — or tell him that her youngest boy was named Bill too.
2009年8月19日星期三
Indiana State Fair
2009年8月8日星期六
美国往事(二)
前记:
在你眼中只有令人愉悦的闪光 星罗棋布在西湖的倒影中 成就了这片粼粼的湖水
而完全没有心情去理会几个街区远的文二西路和爱心斑马线上发生的事情
依稀记得 那时候去超市的样子 什么单词也不认识就一股脑地往车里扔东西
我们决定taxi 趁着我们才刚刚认识还不太熟 赶快溜
要是被太阳烤到五分熟 我们就可以被端走了
甚至只是一句话 连屁都不是
说起美国的出租车公司 实在是有些新奇
和中国大不一样: 你无法在路边随意伸手拦下任何一辆出租车
而事实上 站在沃尔玛门口 你甚至无法保证一天能等到一辆
因为 在这个有8万人口的bloomington 只有20辆出租车
众所周知美国是车轮上的国家 人均拥有不止一辆的车 不会有人选择乘坐出租车
而taxi则属于城市公共交通的一部分 主要为外来访问者提供交通服务
拨通了出租车公司的电话 等了约摸10分钟 一辆黄色小面包车缓缓地驶来
关于出租车为什么是黄色的 我一直有在琢磨
一辆面包车 通体推成黄油油的 还顶着一个证明自己体征的玩意儿(上面写着yellow cab)
不禁让人浮想联翩 像极了一个黄油面包夹腊肠
不管三七二十一 我们钻进了腊肠
2009年8月5日星期三
MAC OS 软件推荐 (尤其适合学生使用)
IM聊天工具
1. adium 整合了多个IM软件 不愧为mac下第一聊天工具
2. QQ 腾讯官方版本 目前已经可以传文件 视频聊天的icon也已经做进beta版 期待正式上线的那天
3. skype 目前最好的 mac-pc 视频聊天软件
媒体播放器
1. quicktime 装了瑞士军刀以后 简直万能啊
2. VLC
3. realplayer和MPlayer 放rmvb等格式必备
4. 当然少不了itunes啦 还有以下两个歌词软件配合使用
5. iclip lyrics 根据itunes播放的音乐 自动找歌词
6. DesktopLyrics 将正在播放的itunes音乐歌词 显示在桌面上 乔布斯说 听歌就是用来放松的 干吗弄个歌词那么累!? 有了这两个软件喜欢有歌词的朋友就用吧.
微博
1. twhirl 界面比较好 而且免费
2. 爱饭 不过最近饭否被关了 不知何时才能开
字典
1. merriam webster collegiate dictionary 英英字典 学术权威
2. babylon 只不过目前找不到可以离线使用的破解版本
3. mac自带 可导入多种字典 对初学者推荐 longman dictionary of contemproray english 用基本的2000多个单词进行英英解释 词义一目了然于胸
其他
1. omnioutliner 记笔记首推好帮手 复习的时候做提纲用也很好
2. ominifocus 最强大的日程管理软件 可以和iphone同步 让你get things done!
3. 推荐office 2008 特别是里面的microsoft entourage 相当于windows下面的outlook 邮件 日程 便笺 to do list 功能强大 还可以和上面的ominifocus以及ical做好同步
4. stanza 电子书阅读器 iphone版本可以免费下载 可以自己添加书库源 mac iphone上能同步都能看 十分强大
5. vuze 毒蛙最强的bt下载工具
6. squirrel 界面友好的记账软件 配合iphone版本 让你账目收支一目了然
7. picasa web albums uploader 可以把本地照片 上传至picasa相册
杀毒
1. symantec antivirus 苹果一大好处就是没有PC那么多病毒 不过有一天 摄像头突然自己打开了还是挺恐怖的 (虽然这不一定是病毒 总之让我警惕了起来)
游戏
所有暴雪的游戏都有mac版 罗列几个吧
1. 魔兽争霸3
2. 魔兽世界客户端 (不过国服好像不支持)
3. 暗黑2 (3不知道出来了没)
2009年8月1日星期六
2009年6月2日星期二
Possibility City
skeletal horse reminds the tourists that they are in a ghost city where people enjoy horse riding.
Don't be surprised by any oddness jumping into your eyes. This is a place with spiritual freedom fully incorporated.
肯德基外带全家桶...
Thousand hands of buddha. 千手如来掌? 大慈大悲千叶手?
2009年5月25日星期一
blue and white porcelain
素胚勾勒出青花笔锋浓转淡
2009年5月15日星期五
(zz)小母牛的故事
母牛掉进蒸笼里——(蒸)真牛B
小母牛它妈洗桑拿——真(蒸)骂人是不对的牛b
小母牛过生日—-牛B大了
小母牛怀孕---牛逼大了
小母牛坐导弹---牛B轰轰
母牛放屁—吹牛B
小母牛拿倒立——牛B冲天
小母牛翻跟头—— 一个牛B接一个牛B
小母牛荡秋千—–牛B过来,牛B过去
小母牛站队——–牛B排(牌)
小母牛坐在灯泡上——牛B闪闪
小母牛没有性病-------好牛B
小母牛抽烟————————牛B的够呛呀
小母牛坐飞机————————牛B上天了
抓到母牛的后腿跟—离牛B不远了
一群小母牛过独木桥—–牛B一个接一个
小母牛周游世界—– —-走到哪儿牛B到哪儿
赶母牛拉犁——-跟着牛B走
克隆母牛——-照样牛B
小母牛进栏—–牛B到家了
母牛进门——牛B还在后面呢
空投母牛——牛B满天飞
母牛追公牛——–牛X急(极)了
借母牛给我耙田——-让我也牛B一把
小母牛上北大---牛B到一塌糊涂
小母牛对镜子---照样儿牛B
小母牛开世界大会---要多牛B就有多牛B
小公牛追小母牛---得牛B处就牛B
小母牛到南极---牛B到了极点
小母牛看手表—--牛B到极(几)点了
小母牛坐钢锯–巨牛B
小母牛难产–牛B坏了
两个母牛并排站—-比较牛B
一个母牛—-挺牛B
母牛来月事—-牛B哄哄
母牛掉酒缸—-最牛B
麻辣锅牛屁股—-吗老个B的
小母牛跳蹦迪—–左一个牛B右一个牛B
小母牛出差—–走到哪儿牛B到哪儿
小公牛哭小母牛—–牛B死了
小母牛打手机—–无限(线)牛B
小母牛自慰—–捅捅(统统)的牛B!
小母牛和大象一夜情之后——牛B大了!
两个小母牛对屁股——比较牛X!
小母牛坐飞机——牛X吹上天了!
小母牛按门铃——牛’X吹到家了!
小母牛拿大顶————牛X冲天!
小母牛宫外孕——牛X大了!
小母牛意掉进酒缸里——醉[最]牛B!
母牛妈妈洗桑拿—-真(蒸)牛B
小母牛过生日—–牛B大了
小母牛坐飞机—-牛B满天飞
小公牛自宫—-相(想)当牛B
小母牛爬单杠——刚牛B
小母牛不生孩子——牛B毁了
2009年5月11日星期一
karayoki情结剪不断理还乱
karayoki是个很神奇的东西. 它可以让你手舞足跳 抒发胸臆 排泻情感 自我陶醉翁之意不在囧.
在我的印象中卡啦OK很早就被打上了庸俗的烙印. 上小学时, 我背着沉重的"背背佳"书包, 往来于学校和家, 路边的卡拉OK霓虹灯灯常常会跳入我的眼帘, 而且每个字都有自己的颜色, 时常让我想起万恶的资本主义社会那些堕落腐朽的脱衣舞俱乐部. 像我这般大义凛然之人 是从小就懂得拒绝庸俗的, 这种花花绿绿蓝蓝的东西自然就成为了我鄙视的对象. 可是等长大了一些, 叛逆的我竟然欣然接受了庸俗, 并且还爱不释手, 这个时候的卡拉OK招牌却开始走高雅的路线, 没有了往日庸俗的色彩. 但是钱柜这个名字依然是庸俗到了极点. 看来为了赚大众钱, 庸俗是免不了的. 出于这个原因, 我看好小囧阳, 虽然我觉得他一点都不搞笑.
不得不承认我在文艺方面是有天赋的. 小学初中的时候我是学校里的明星. 高中的时候我在学校里有粉丝团. 大学的时候, 我却产生了一种难以名状的自负情节, 行事低调, 不愿意在外人面前崭露头角. 因为当一个人为了比赛而唱歌,那么无论他唱的多么花团锦簇,都不能掩盖其空洞和苍白. 唯一一次破例是为了我寝室里的一个兄弟, 去他筹办的歌手大赛增加人气. 但是这丝毫不阻碍我爱上"庸俗"的karayoki. 我经常会约上三五人 七八人 好多人, 一行人来到一个小黑屋, 玩抢话筒你侬我侬的游戏. 那时候很多朋友怪我的"千呼万唤屎出来", 要我唱一支歌很难. 现在回想回去, 我觉得自己如此般倔强很是可爱. 我现在已经不会拒绝别人叫我小可爱了. 在回想的同时, 我觉得对不住他们, 特别是她们. 我希望有机会补偿, 和他们一起放声高歌. 因为想唱就唱 就娼得漂亮, 靓颖靓颖, 靓声靓影嘛.
昨天又去了oasis唱K. 本来不是我牵的头, 但是遇到这种让我兴奋的事, 最后还是变成了我牵头 当贼头很让我惭愧. 在甜水绿洲里泡了7个小时, 大家才意犹未尽地离开. 这是主要因为我们齐聚了所有的歌唱高手一起切磋技艺. 而高手过招拼的是境界, 讲究后发制人, 所以我们互相用眼神杀人就花了6个半小时, 可惜啊, 用掉了好多眼药水... 本次华山论贱的成果可用四字成语一一概括, 看不出有四字成语的请回小学语文课堂面壁思过: 所有的韩文一律读囧. piao姐姐的蛇舞真的很热. 伽鲁天皇的李香兰气压群芳, 而且唱张学友的时候像极了刘德华, 当然主要是长相的原因. 百变天后的演绎能伸能缩能长能短---收放自如. 我的<伤心太平胸>和"五月花"成为保留节目. tang妹妹是唱戏的, 伟胸(说伟哥显就得我太低俗了) 的曲目春风荡漾, SEAN is good at taojiji, 刘昊就是张宇第二, 因为他同时又是张雨生---张宇生的嘛. 等等等等. 最后, 晚会在一曲难忘今宵中进入高潮. 不得不说本次歌友会是团结的大会胜利的大会, 可惜我没有带上鞋垫找各位大牌签名.
时光不再人去楼空, 不知道下次走进karayoki会是和谁 在什么时候.
2009年4月27日星期一
我也觉得我应该是艺术家
第四型 | 藝術型、浪漫者、自我型、憑感覺者 17% |
第六型 | 忠誠型、忠誠型、尋找安全者、謹慎型 13% |
第一型 | 完美主義者、完美型、改革者、改進型、秩序大使 11% |
第八型 | 領袖型、能力型、挑戰者、保護者、權威型 11% |
第五型 | 智慧型、觀察者、思想型、理性分析者、思考型 10% |
第三型 | 成就者、事業型、成就型、實踐型 10% |
第七型 | 快樂主義型、豐富型、活躍型、創造可能者、享樂型 10% |
第二型 | 助人者、全愛型、助人型、成就他人者、博愛型 10% |
第九型 | 和平型、和平者、和諧型、維持和諧者 7% |
2009年4月26日星期日
party week
This week is the party week of IU. People are wandering in the street in groups. At night, they will be staying up until 3am. Music and screaming were out there striking my mind followed by my heartbeat. It will keep going over and over for several more days i guess, annoyingly but invitingly.
Before coming to IU, I have heard that it is a party university. But this is the first time it proofs to me that what i heard is true. I guess the same thing is going on at other universties and schools across this country.
However, there is one exception. That is law school. For law students, this is the toughest period of time of the whole academic year. let me explain to you why.
10 minues ago, I walked into Daniel right outside of the law school interupting his enjoyment of memorizing bunch pieces of Property shit. Talking to people in english freshes my mind even though we just exchange greeting and make small talks. But it also reminds me of one important thing: GO PICK UP THE CRAPY OUTLINE AND SUCK IT UP!
And now I am writing this meaningless piece of shit. WTF!
Don't get me wrong. I am still quite happy cuz i look good today.
2009年4月24日星期五
2009年4月22日星期三
许多好湿
外遇人妖里遇春
夜观柏芝晨观曦
难见芙蓉易见莲
薇薇阿娇齐抓球,
五球猪俊夜握欢.
阿娇欢颜嘴欠吹,
薇薇抖奶齐开怀
苍天有井独自空,
松柏孤岛唯赏枫。
武园枯藤空留兰,
星落天川遥映瞳 。
后宫佳丽三千人
铁杵也能磨成针
针疲洞多无暇顾
只能蔬果来充数
一骑红尘妃子笑
无人知是黄瓜来
春宵一刻值千金
不及汪伦送我情
鸳鸳相抱何时了,鸯在一边看热闹
他以他刀插我身,我以我血荐轩辕
白日依山自尽 黄河入海人流
昨日你家发大水,你爸变成老乌龟
昭君出塞 阴蒂制夷
生前何必久睡,死后自会长眠
三十年河东狮吼 三十年河西走廊
天涯何處無芳草 小費一分不能少
问世间情为何物,直教人吃饭想吐。
开我东阁门,上你西阁床
当窗理云鬓,对镜拉大黄
擒贼先擒王,骂人先骂娘。
有钱人终成眷属,有情人终生痛苦
听君一席话,圣斗士读书
明月几时有,自己抬头瞅
孟姜女哭倒长城干红,白娘子水漫金山词霸。
此恨绵绵无绝期,要多傻B多傻B
飞流直下三千尺,疑是大便没带纸
校内卖知己 天涯骂比邻
两只黄鹂谈恋爱 一行白鹭来捣乱
小荷才露尖尖角,方知自己是菜鸟。
冤冤相报何时了,往事知多少,小妞昨夜又抽风…
学海无涯 回头是岸
床前明月光,地上鞋两双。
顶叶纸虎啸山林,卧槽泥马勒戈壁
百年大妓,毁于一蛋。
天苍苍,野茫茫,风吹草低涮牛羊。
君子坦蛋蛋 小人藏鸡鸡
树不要皮必死无疑,人不要脸天下无敌。
我自横刀向天笑 笑完我就去尿尿
风潇潇兮易水寒,壮士借钱不复还。
书山有路先干为敬,学海无涯八宝做粥。
人生自古谁无死,留取丹心泡酒精。
万能下句:
日出江花红胜火,一枝红杏出墙来。
三山半落青天外,一枝红杏出墙来。
东风不与周郎便,一枝红杏出墙来。
少小离家老大回,一枝红杏出墙来。
春城无处不飞花,一枝红杏出墙来。
葡萄美酒夜光杯,一枝红杏出墙来。
春风得意马蹄疾,一枝红杏出墙来。
两个黄鹂鸣翠柳,一枝红杏出墙来。
还君明珠双泪垂,一枝红杏出墙来。
沉舟侧畔千帆过,一枝红杏出墙来。
人面不知何处去,一枝红杏出墙来。
朝辞白帝彩云间,一枝红杏出墙来。
黑云压城城欲摧,一枝红杏出墙来。
碧玉妆成一树高,一枝红杏出墙来。
无可奈何花落去,一枝红杏出墙来。
春风又绿江南岸,一枝红杏出墙来。
莫愁前路无知己,一枝红杏出墙来。
羌笛何须怨杨柳,一枝红杏出墙来。
侯门一入深似海,一枝红杏出墙来。
报国无门空自怨,一枝红杏出墙来。
桃花嫣然出篱笑,一枝红杏出墙来。
山重水复疑无路,一枝红杏出墙来。
王师北定中原日,一枝红杏出墙来。
小荷才露尖尖角,一枝红杏出墙来。
人生得意需尽欢,一只红杏出墙来。
天涯何处无芳草,一枝红杏出墙来。
待的山花烂漫时,一枝红杏出墙来。
少年不知愁滋味,一枝红杏出墙来。
姑苏城外寒山寺,一枝红杏出墙来。
欲把西湖比西子,一支红杏出墙来。
落霞与孤雁齐飞,一支红杏出墙来。
但使龙城飞将在,一枝红杏出墙来。
大海航行靠舵手,一枝红杏出墙来。
天南地北双飞雁,一枝红杏出墙来。
日日思君不见君,一枝红杏出墙来。
天生一个仙人洞,一枝红杏出墙来。
洛阳亲友若相问,一枝红杏出墙来。
忽如一夜春风至,一枝红杏出墙来。
昨夜西风凋碧树,一枝红杏出墙来。
滚滚长江东逝水,一枝红杏出墙来。
问世间情为何物?一枝红杏出墙来。
醉卧沙场君莫笑,一枝红杏出墙来。
天苍苍、野茫茫,一枝红杏要出墙。
大风起兮云飞扬,一枝红杏出墙来。
我劝天公重抖擞,一枝红杏出墙来。
拔剑四顾心茫然,一只红杏出墙来。
山雨欲来风满楼,一支红杏出墙来。
纸上得来终觉浅,一只红杏出墙来。
孤帆远影碧空尽,一只红杏出墙来。
纵然寻他千百度,一枝红杏出墙来。
两岸猿声啼不住,一枝红杏出墙来。
其他:
阳光操蛋的日子。
****,可以当动词,可以当形容词,可以当名词…… For Example: **** the ****ing ****er!
A:你看我的头像NB么?
B:像
马超:穿红袍的是曹操!
曹操撕下红袍。
马超:留长须的是曹操!
曹操割下胡须。
马超:有头的是曹操!
曹操心想:当我傻啊!?
三顾茅庐,刘备紧握住诸葛亮的手久久说不出话来。
半天,热泪盈眶地对关、张说道:“兄弟们,咱们不会三缺一了!”
敬酒是一门艺术,拼酒是一门技术,耍洒疯是一门骗术,千杯不醉是一门防身术。
天使:其实有翅膀也不好,睡觉的时候不能仰着睡
富翁躺在病床上,对守在身边等遗产的儿子说:“我觉得我的病有好转了!”
儿子问:“你是怎么知道的?”
富翁说:“我发现你们的表情一天比一天难过!”
记者问:为什么“欧洲杯”比“亚洲杯”好看?
中国足协:因为前者是“E cup”而后者是“A……”
结婚时叫「互补」;离婚时叫「个性不合」
当白天又一次把黑夜按翻在床上的时候,太阳就出生了……
一个美国人和一个苏联人比谁的国家更民主。美国人说:“我敢冲进白宫,拍着总统的桌子大骂:‘你真他妈是个混蛋。’”苏联人说:“那有什么了不起,我也敢冲进克里姆林宫,拍着总书记的桌子大骂:‘美国总统真他妈是个混蛋。
地理老师:如果地球不转了,我们的世界将会如何?
小B同学:就算地球不转了,我们还是要围着以胡主席为中心的党中央继续转~
金庸写的14本书可以连成一个对联:“飞雪连天射白鹿,笑书神侠倚碧鸳”~~
J.K.罗琳写的7本书也可以连成一句话:“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”
斑马:我这辈子也没搞清楚,自己到底是黑底白条,还是白底黑条。
A:福娃是男的还是女的?
B:木有小JJ,看不出来。
C:要么全男,要么全女,你看他们五个在一起那么久了,也没见多出一个小福娃来。
是金子,总会花光的
有ABCD….26个字母,ET走后剩几个?回答:21个! 因为ET要开走UFO….
妻:我真是瞎了眼踩到狗屎才会嫁给你。
夫:我才真是瞎了眼踩到狗屎才会娶妳。
狗屎:我真是瞎了眼躺在那里才被你们俩给踩到..
谢谢冠希,在这个寒冷的冬季,在这个寂寞冷清的春节给我带来一阵悸动,使我又对生活充满了希望,让我觉得过年真好。是冠希让我又有了小时候疯狂吃小 涣熊集闪卡的冲动,每天吃住在Vagaa,30秒刷新一次,有了新的链接顾不上病毒的危险,在警方的监控下,永远冲在下载第一线,有过担惊,有过受怕,但 这些跟冠希给我带来的震撼来说,又算的了什么呢。我以为我老了,不会再有什么东西会让我不顾一切,会让我废寝忘食,会让我时时牵挂,但是我错了,我忘记了 在遥远的香江,有这样一位男青年,为了丰富全国人民的春节娱乐活动,舍自己而顾大家,写到这里,我流下了晶莹的泪水,这样一位好青年,却受到了大家种种不 公的评论,此时此刻,谁能理解冠希的心情,谁能读懂冠希的内心。
我擦干泪水,但是我的内心久久不能平静,此时,我想到了白求恩,那位同样来自加国的老人(冠希是加籍?我不清楚),冠希像他一样,在这寒冷的冬季,不顾严寒,赤裸出战,这是一种什么精神,这是一种ox精神。
是夜,除夕,我抛弃了本山,子仪,抛弃了中国血洗伊拉克,我会一直守在天涯,手里捧着热腾腾的韭菜饺子,抛除一切杂念,冠希,不要让我失望,我相信,不会就这么几个人的 。
今夜我不关心人类,我只关心怎么造人类。
隐身,成就了很多人当忍者的梦想。
“恋”是一个很牛的字,它分别取了”变态”两字的上下部分.
所谓主旋律,就是主子的旋律。
托奋斗的福 ,今年大街上polo衫的领子有一半都立起来了
咬字分开念
Are you free tonight?
Not free,but cheap!
俺想脱你办点事….
我总在牛a与牛c之间徘徊。